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| This file is used for making non-code changes to trigger buildbot cycles. Make |
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| Let's make a story. Add one sentence for every commit: |
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| CHAPTER 1: |
| It was a dark and blinky night; the rain fell in torrents -- except at |
| occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which |
| swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along |
| the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that |
| struggled against the elements. A hooded figure emerged. |
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| It was a Domo-Kun. |
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| "What took you so long?", inquired his wife. |
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| Silence. Oblivious to his silence, she continued, "Did Mr. Usagi enjoy the |
| waffles you brought him?""You know him, he's not one to forego a waffle, |
| no matter how burnt", he snickered. |
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| The pause was filled with the sound of thunder. |
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| CHAPTER 2: |
| The jelly was as dark as night, and just as runny. |
| The Domo-Kun shuddered, remembering the way Mr. Usagi had speared his waffles |
| with his fork, watching the runny jelly spread and pool across his plate, |
| like the blood of a dying fawn. "It reminds me of that time --" he started, as |
| his wife cut in quickly: "-- please. I can't bear to hear it.". A flury of |
| images coming from the past flowed through his mind. |
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| "You recall what happened on Mulholland drive?" The ceiling fan rotated slowly |
| overhead, barely disturbing the thick cigarette smoke. No doubt was left about |
| when the fan was last cleaned. |
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| There was a poignant pause. |
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| CHAPTER 3: |
| Mr. Usagi felt that something wasn't right. Shortly after the Domo-Kun left he |
| began feeling sick. He thought out loud to himself, "No, he wouldn't have done |
| that to me." He considered that perhaps he shouldn't have pushed him so far. |
| Perhaps he shouldn't have been so cold and sarcastic, after the unimaginable |
| horror that had occurred, just the week before. |
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| Next time, there won't be any sushi. Why sushi with waffles anyway? It's like |
| adorning breakfast cereal with halibut. Completely shameful. |
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| CHAPTER 4: |
| The taste of stale sushi in his mouth the next morning was unbearable. He |
| wondered where the sushi came from as he attempted to wash the taste away with |
| a bottle of 3000¥ sake. He tries to recall the cook's face. Purple? |
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| CHAPTER 5: |
| Many years later, Mr. Usagi would laugh at the memory of the earnest, |
| well-intentioned Domo-Kun. Another day in the life... |
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| TRUISMS (1978-1983) |
| JENNY HOLZER |
| A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN GO A LONG WAY |
| A LOT OF PROFESSIONALS ARE CRACKPOTS |
| A MAN CAN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE A MOTHER |
| A NAME MEANS A LOT JUST BY ITSELF |
| A POSITIVE ATTITUDE MEANS ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD |
| A RELAXED MAN IS NOT NECESSARILY A BETTER MAN |
| NO ONE SHOULD EVER HAVE TO USE SVN |
| AN INFLEXIBLE POSITION SOMETIMES IS A SIGN OF PARALYSIS |
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| fold ALL the things! |
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| This commit will change the world as we know it. For the better. |
| So in a way, this changes everything. Again. |
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| I'd like to greet my mom. World peas. |
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| zzz.... |
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| less flaky hopefully? |
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| Here's an awesome whitespace change to allow pushing KitKat to gerrit review. |
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| Can I has release build plz? |
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| Test more magic from the build scripts |
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| Wow, looks like "isspace()" should return true for all the chracters in this |
| file. |
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| Are bots turning green? |
| Probably not. |
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| The cat-and-mouse network was unhappy. |
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| Will it green? |
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| Perf bots very unhappy |
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| Test updated ChromeOS machines in 3... 2... 1... |
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| ping pong bang |
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| testing bots (after?) infra nightmare |
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| testing bots after m3 -> m7a masters move. |
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| kick apk builder bot. |
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| Will it blend? |
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| L_rebase no longer has any nacl-i686 bots. Test the nacl-x86_64 replacements.... |
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| This is a magic to fix failing integration tests. |
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| Introducing the YOLO distribution to replace the bell curve |
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| Nekonekonya-n |
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| K's dead, baby. K's dead. |
| L's the hot new thing. |
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| Somethings up with change detection. Kick the bot with a change? |
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